stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

  • Me: *sings Let It Go in the shower*
  • Me: *drops the soap and slips and falls*
  • Me: Or don't let it go.

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate