*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
- Dad: This game is incredibly inaccurate. Bolt action rifles weren't invented until world war 1.
- Me: Dad it's a fucking floating city
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
how to get a thigh gap
- put a guys head between your legs
calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth
- Me: *sings Let It Go in the shower*
- Me: *drops the soap and slips and falls*
- Me: Or don't let it go.
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate