seedy:

I JUST REALIZED THAT NOW THERE ARE TEENAGERS WHO ARENT 90S KIDS STOP STOP I DONT WANT TO DO THIS GROWING UP THING ANYMORE LIFE IS GOING TOO FAST AND I’M SCARED

amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that